Conan Neutron there, and I think he does all of those things, all at the same time somehow. I'm not quite sure how he does it.
Anyway, I managed to talk him into sending me one of his bands' 7" with my order of his Victory & Associates full length LP. What a blast these two records are. Good ol' fashioned Indie RAWK (LOUD, not like that wimpy current Indie stuff) is timeless; and Victory & Associates fits in with a lot of this blogs' stuff from 20 years ago, yet still manages to sound all fresh and new at the same time.
A: Party Savior
(and please- go buy the LP, it's cheap, and it's worth it for "You Can't Eat Prestige" alone)